At university I had this big colored scarf and people would often say, ‘All right, Doctor Who?’ And, I thought, I rather liked that notion.
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
my crushes are getting out of hand.
i say as i continue to fancy men who i fancied when i was like 12/
Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love
you certainly put your url to good use
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it